Humans were bestowed with many earthly delights — like fire, the wheel, and bacon.
Bacon is delicious and, despite popular belief, it is also
nutritious…for our souls. What would we be as a people without bacon?
I’ll tell you — hungry. Or hangry. The result of being both hungry and
angry, because without the existence of bacon we’d have a pit of
intangible sorrows bubbling deep within our beings, because although we
can’t explain why, life just feels void of true flavor. And goodness.
And, let’s face it, true happiness.
Bacon is the BFF of eggs and pancakes, it belongs wrapped around any fig, and whoever decided to start using bacon as a garnish on cupcakes is a genius. Sweet and porky? Oink, oink, baby. Give me a piece of that!
Despite all of the aforementioned brilliant bacon combinations I
described, the bacon invention, or rather bacon-vention, shown in the
video below is simply astounding. I was salivating about a minute into
this video. I mean bacon, beef, cheese, and barbecue sauce? Hello,
Heaven? You cannot have your main dish back. Not now. Not when us mere
mortals have finally discovered it.
Watch the video below and try this simple, delicious recipe, which is sure to be the piggy emperor of any potluck.
Please SHARE it with everyone you know, because hey,
if you do, maybe everyone will bring it to your next party — and who
doesn’t want endless amounts of this scrumptious treat?